laptop dumping

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.

It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping

by jake burrito July 9, 2010

economy dump

Going somewhere else to poop to save money on toilet paper, water bill, etc.

Why isn’t Ron home?
Well, he went to McDonald’s down the street to take an economy dump. Man is on a budget.

by maxreboband November 21, 2019

Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

by McSpreader February 25, 2024

Parade of Dumps

The opposite of Parade of Homes which features elegant homes. Homes and Apartments that are run down, trashy, or have very few amenities.

I look at a place in town, It should be considered a parade of dumps with all of the bugs and things left in the hallway.

by jondich January 1, 2023

bungee dumping

When you have stringy poop that doesn't disconnect when you take a shit leaving part of the shit dangling from your anus.

Dude I took a huge dump last night but it didn't cut. Man, I was totally bungee dumping.

by teddybearslayer102 December 11, 2015

Dump Truck Fire

Imagine a dump truck on fire. The garbage in the truck is, whether by accident or on purpose, on fire. The fire can be put out but not until the driver stops. Now imagine they won't stop the truck. In use, it describes a failure in leadership to address a serious problem within an organization, because to do so would mean haulting usual operation.

"The fact that our factory keeps producing vibrators with standard hardware, despite the blue prints calling for metric, is a real Dump Truck Fire!"

by Darwinsdragon April 3, 2024

Dough Dump

n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.

Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008