Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
by R4indr0q February 6, 2023

My friend: why are you sad?
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: 🎶SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND🎶
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: 🎶SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND🎶
by Light Keith July 8, 2025

by Adolfjoesphstalinhitler January 8, 2020

A group of natzi loving, wommen disrespecting, ass penatrating, kid raipping, slave terrorising, noodle eating, fortnite gaming, gay fucking, booty seekking, ass grabing, virgin, retarded fuckheads. Whom love to shove inanimate objects up eachothers anal holles, while'st allso trying to get a good grasp of their targets balls.
If you ever meet them you should hidde your ass far away, or they will be sure eat your juicy bunns. They only have One thing on mind and one thing only, whitch is beating their meat into the chell of a gay tortus, this is their only purpuse in life.
If you ever meet them you should hidde your ass far away, or they will be sure eat your juicy bunns. They only have One thing on mind and one thing only, whitch is beating their meat into the chell of a gay tortus, this is their only purpuse in life.
by TendderTitties February 28, 2020

November 7th is National Fake-Dating day. Ask all the boys in your contacts/snapchat/instagram if you want to fake-date for the day.
You: “Have you heard of fake-dating?”
Friend: “No, but it sounds fun!”
November 7th- National Fake-Dating day
Friend: “No, but it sounds fun!”
November 7th- National Fake-Dating day
by lilbabyuwuwu November 6, 2019

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