national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

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KELDOG day

Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.

I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!

by Hot Dickens Cider 51 May 9, 2024

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Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024

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National Beat a furry day

Every year on November 27th, you can beat a furry up (But not kill) without any consequences.

You may use any weapon you would like besides a firearm.

You do not have to pay medical bills.

I can't wait for National Beat a furry day! I'm going to have so much fun!

National beat a Furry Day means it is the 27th of November of any year and you can beat up a furry without paying medical bills or anything!

by PloxVR Youtube November 13, 2023

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