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Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.
Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"
by DinoArms February 16, 2022
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National Ass Pic Day

Always held on October 24, NAPD is when you send your partner a photo of your butt. NAPD is a derivative of NTPD (National Titty Pic Day) which is held June 21st.
Partner 1: Hey babe it’s National Ass Pic Day today.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.
by Johnnyboi9393938 October 24, 2022
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National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day
'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day
by James Greg November 5, 2020
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Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
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April 27th is National Speak With Images Day

A day where instead of sending texts you send memes/images
Person a:"Tommorow is national speak with images day!"
Person b:"what's that?"
Person a:"instead of sending texts you send, memes, gifs, and images."
by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021
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