On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.
by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020

April 8th. Exactly One week after April Fool's Day is International Tim Day. On this day everyone is known as Tim. It is truly a day to celebrate. This day symbolizes all the accomplishments of every Tim in history. From dumb jokes to racism everyone MUST participate in the Timming. Many studies have been done on Timology but noone knows the true meaning behind Tim Day....... SoS
Uh oh, tomorrow is April 8th, prepare for a day of laughing, crying and shitting because its International Tim Day
by Tim Day Expert April 8, 2024

by Mikados September 28, 2021

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.
by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
