Sam

Guys that have a friend called louis. They walk around with the cocs secretly rolled up in the pants because they are to big.

Loui- hey Sam
Sam-hi

Loui- you have a coc size of a mammoth don’t you?
Sam-is that even a question

Loui- let’s go to my car.

by bigg longg March 16, 2021

Sam

The most amazing and loving and handsome and beautiful man to ever walk this planet. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he is really dense and nerdy and oblivious and kind of a dork but he will be the best person to ever enter your life so don't ever lose him

Sam is fucking hot
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by iluvmyboyf September 10, 2022

Sam

A tall man who goes around university having sex with international students, in exchange for food. A Sam is very manipulative and is always the victim by his own accord.

Person A: "Hey Sam, when are you coming over to watch netflix"
Sam: **Opens and ignores the message for 30mins**
Sam: "Coming but I'm hungry do you have food?"

by majidad November 30, 2019

Sam

The dumbest most annoying idiot to walk the Earth, he is a fucking brick

Sam is a fucking shoe, lol xd

by JustPandazGaming November 25, 2017

Sam

The type of guy

Sam is the type of guy

by Nintendrew June 1, 2023

sAm

A cool person with a lot of girlfriends. A sAm thinks of weird stuff and has nightmares of Mickey Mouse kidnapping his girlfriend. A sAm also gets a blush in his face all the time every where. sAm likes flirtiting a lot. Whenever sAm walks in the classromm everybody goes crazy! (Nomoffense to people named Sam)

Holy HONK! sAm is here!

by WillyWeeWoo February 8, 2021

Sam

Right so, where do we even start. This name describe an individual who is very smart and loves to be the best at anything and everything, and if he is not then you definitely won’t hear the last of it. When deciding the sexuality of a Sam, it is very complex. Most are said to be closeted, while others are just actively hiding their true colours. There’s only really one word to describe this Sam… “prick”.

Ooo I love this Sam.

Are you sure this Sam isn’t a prick?
When a person is confused, you better call them sam.

by RainbowRabbits2.0 November 22, 2021