Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

goat crew

the coolest brand in the world, with super cool tshirts and swaggy hoodies

"hey you see that new anime collab goat crew did, it looks swaggy"

by swagmasterflex69420 November 23, 2021

goat

Refering to the soccer legend Cristiano Ronaldo (CR7)
Although some nazi's think its messi🤷 ♀️

The Goat scored a hat trick

by dark snake May 5, 2023

Billy Goats

The fanatical and extremely devoted followers of bluegrass phenom Billy Strings.

“Those Billy Goats were dancing in harmony like they were at a Dead show!”

by Thepianoboy December 3, 2021

Goated Sauce Banger

Tim mf worley

"Tim mf worley is the most goated sauce banger sigma to ever rizz."

by Neipetal April 20, 2024

goat

a dirty flying cow that has candy cowws.

jimmy did you just see that goat destroy that town with it's candy cows? that just scrwewed bob with it's candy cows, and flied away

by goay456 December 1, 2022