Taylor The 5th

The act of being a know it all when in reality a person is full of shit.

Dude, did you know know Hitler really didnt kill anyone. It was actually all a conspiricy to hide the one true enemy, the italians.

Fuck that kid greg, that kid just pulled a Taylor The 5th

by realniggamen September 26, 2010

Marjorie Taylor Greene

a kkk member

did you see the klan rally last night? i heard Marjorie taylor greene spoke there

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

Taylor Swift

A fine piece of ass that I would do some naughty things to if I ever met

What's something that you could eat every single day and not get tired?
Taylor Swift

by Gay4Tay November 23, 2021

taylor swift

taylor swift is the best artist ever and listening to taylor swift will instantly make you feel better so never turn down a opportunity to listen to taylor swift

me-hey you wanna know who the best singer is?
x-who??
me-taylor swift duh!!

by yourgoodmommy813 February 18, 2023

Sean Taylor

Sean Taylor is the act of lowballing for something with great value, informing them that it's not worth much, then re-selling for 10x the value.

Mike: Bro I just Sean Taylor'd my friend for the GT Venom

John: Oh shit really? How much did you offer?

Mike: $20, I convinced him it wasn't worth much.

John: Nice! How much are you gonna sell it for?

Mike: I think $2,000 is fair :)

by ExactIy April 25, 2020

Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

When your getting head from your girl and your about to buss a nut and she takes a breath and then you push her head down and get your foreskin stuck in her braces and then it gets ripped off. Specifically ends up with a chunk of foreskin in her braces.

Bella is giving Freddie and his boyfriends a sloppy blow job and accidentally gives Frederick a Taylor’s 0.5 millimetre defeater

by Eddie brennikmiejer September 30, 2025

Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 13, 2022