March 18

National hug your crush day!

You: *hugs them*
Crush: what was that for?
You: it’s March 18!

by G28391jjiw March 17, 2022

March 4th

Non-national fuck your girlfriend day

Person: babe come here
Person’s gf: Why?
Person: It’s March 4th now come here

by Gasgasgasgottasteponthegas March 2, 2024

March 31st

National do whatever your gf says day

Bob-hey baby
Grace- its march 31st u have to do what i say
Bob- damn

by Hdiwnd dslslln March 30, 2024

March 6th

The day where you can do anything to your girlfriend AFTER SCHOOL day!

You:”Hi Darling!”
Your Gf:”Hi babe!”
You:”Do you know what day it is?”
Your Gf:”March 6th?”
You:”EXACTLY.”

by Hearts4LaylaAndOnlyLayla March 1, 2025

March 3rd

March 3rd is girlfriend or girl best friend has to do whatever you say Day
And if she doesn’t she gets punched in the chest next time you meet

Him: Its march 3rd honey cook me something.
Her: I don’t feel like it.
Him: 🤜🏽 Boom right in the chest

by Galvanakiz November 27, 2021

when the santas go marching in

a march

when the santas go marching in

by xdr5t3evq3q November 15, 2023

March 26th

International Empty Set Day is celebrated on March 26th.

Wherein we celebrate having, being, and doing all the things we expressly don't have, aren't, and won't be doing.

Person 1: “It’s March 26th, what have you not accomplished so far?”

Person 2: “I'm proud of each and every one of the 0 doctorate degrees I've earned!”

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021