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Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.
jordan is a jordan
by manhandler bob September 24, 2021
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a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches
Jordan is a bitch.
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A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.
No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.
by Jordz8 November 28, 2023
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Jordan is now replacing the n-word on TikTok.
White people are now calling every African-American: a Jordan
Person one: hey how you doing?
Person two: what's up my jordan
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Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.
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to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014
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Wow he has gibt ears like the keebler hes a jordan.
by brock felt sad April 14, 2022
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