Internet

The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.

Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...

by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019

Internet

The thing you are fucking on right now

Dude: what are you doing bro?
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.

by Theguywhosearchesupeverything May 11, 2020

Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

by Nagi0e November 03, 2018

internet

its what you are on right now, its the place where you get everything from memes to news and much more

yo the internet is so lit bro

by The White Van August 28, 2019

Internet

What you're on right now

You're on the Internet.

by LinkUFurred May 02, 2020

internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.

My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.

by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022

Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018