Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

turtle

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes

UK version of Flippin' Frog legs

Sizzlin' Turtle Toes! what is goin on out there

by anonymous August 15, 2023

Turtle

Kiavash is a trutle

kiavash your a turtle

by 2dixbt1psy August 15, 2023

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.

Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?

by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023

floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal

aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!

by bunny_93 August 31, 2023