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Sam

Who the fuck is Sam?
Oh you’re Sam. I don’t remember seeing you before.
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Sam Cosford

Everyone in your group of friends listens to them and they suck at swimming and always break their arm
I did a Sam Cosford to my arm
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Sam Cosford

Sam Cosford always bricks his arm and can’t swim to save their own but there a all good person. All so loves girls that start with M,R,G,V and last but not least L
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Sam

He's funny except when he bullies you. He has a really cool friend called John that is the best person in the world. Sam has alot of smartness and is really good at math. He likes riding his bike and he likes aying rugby and basketball. Sam gives good advise and is always the one with the biggest brain. He can be annoying at times but otherwise he's a pretty chill dude. Sam has a great personality that all the girls love 😂.
Sam = smartness
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Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.
I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack
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Sam

Sam你幾公分 喔我165(159)
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Sam

Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done
Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..
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