Dump Dive

Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.

Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!

by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

Dump-Anchor

The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out

"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"

by Scruffy Clay August 15, 2014

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022

chat dumped

Getting dumped by someone that you're having a chat affair with. Only counts as a chat dump if the chat's been going on for more than one exchange. Chat dumps can be "spoken" ("I don't want to chat with you anymore"), harsh ("fuck off"), or dickish (disappear from IM).

Person 1: Shit, I think I've been chat dumped by this really hot guy dood.
Person 2: What happened bro?
Person: Guy just stopped chatting suddenly. Fuckin' asshole. Bad chatiquette.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

Dabs dumps

When you've been hitting dabs & than you gotta take a dump.

'broo I smoked so much I got the dabs dumps now.'

by Dabdumper May 8, 2021

Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019