The Lesbian Exception

If an out of the closet lesbian has had no success in dating for 5 years or more, they may marry their trans masc best friend.

"Hey did you hear Linda's getting married?"
"I thought she didn't have a girlfriend!"
"She didn't, she called upon The Lesbian Exception!"

by A Bit Sapphic July 10, 2023

Your dad lesbian

Your mom gay on opposite day

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”

by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

Lesbian

a woman/female-aligned person who is attracted to other women/female-aligned people.

Layla : hey mom, i think i'm a lesbian.
Mom : okay! :)

by skarme May 15, 2023

bowler hat lesbian

The 1930’s equivalent of a masc lesbian

My great grandmother was a bowler hat lesbian

by PissMoms November 6, 2023

Lesbian

Lesbian is a sexuality that means a girl likes a girl instead of a boy.

Boy: Um… I liked you for a long time now.
Girl: Sorry I like girls so I’m lesbian.

by {Mikotashi} June 4, 2022

lesbian

Living being of the feminine gender who is attracted to another living being of the feminine gender.

Lesbian.

by Catedrast December 7, 2024

Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020