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Green Day

THIS BAND FUCKING SUCKS...im tired of these marijuana smoking teenagers listening to their two power chord songs...its so fucking gay man! They don't know what real music is , i like rock but the new punk area is so fucking gay we have 8 year olds that know the lyrics to "time of your life"!
<me>:green day sucks man pussy
<stoned fag teen>:NO THEY DON'T!
<me>:why don't u go rape your mother?
<stoned fag teen>:i did she said she had enough for today
by Carpe Noctem February 23, 2005
mugGet the Green Daymug.

green thumb

a big joint the size of a thumb
yo man last night i rolled a joint it was a fucking green thumb it had me fucked for hours.wee
by david mullins June 14, 2007
mugGet the green thumbmug.

green day

One bad ass band. No one even really new about them and nobody knows there first albums like KERPLUNK or DOOKIE. most kids only heard of AMERICAN IDIOT. so people who declare themselves the most hardcore greenday fan ever which song is this line from?

"everybody loves a joke but no one likes a fool"

if you dont know, then you dont know the real harcore greenday.
(no it doesnt count if you go look it up,because you didnt know before}
(also your the name of that song if you didnt know what it was called)
stupid "harcore" green day fan- "ker-what?"
by imboredrightnow September 22, 2006
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green meanie

The little bit of paper in a packet of Rizla that tells you "there's only 10 left"
"Oh shit, i gots to go to the shop and buy more skins, the green meanie just showed his face!"
by test_card_girl September 16, 2008
mugGet the green meaniemug.

Mr. Green

I ain't doing shit for you unless I get a visit from Mr. Green.

Or. Be sure to bring Mr. Green with you when we meet.
by vindex Parsley April 27, 2011
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Green Thunder

A long-dated term. It is of Greek origin when Greek wrestlers took young boys as their prizes after wrestling matches. Usually these body builders would have rough, usually painful, anal intercourse with young chubby boys all night. The young boys were usually rewarded with front row seats to the wrestler's next match as a reward. These men were so massive that they are compared to the Hulk (whom also happens to be green). Hence the Green Thunder.
That boy is going to receive the Green Thunder tonight. He should get a WHOLE ROW of front row tickets.
by marathon man June 12, 2013
mugGet the Green Thundermug.

Green Day

Def. 1- An American punk-rock that is fucking awesome, despite reports of the oppisite. Their new album 21st Century Breakdown (NOT American Idiot, dumbasses) has sold millions of copies all over the world. Some think they are sellouts, which I find hilarious. How many Green Day products do you see in stores? Last time I checked, none, except for the occasional t-shirt.

It is said that they named their band because of their love of marijuana.

Def. 2- A day where all you do is smoke pot, often resulting in the munchies
1- Guy1- Hey dude, awesome Greenday shirt!

Guy2- Green Day is two words, idiot.

2- Duuuude, I just had a green day and I totally want some cheetos.
by HotPunkChick January 16, 2010
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