Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024

Day

Time while your awake.

Eyes open allday!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 10, 2020

Darby Day

The day upon which we celebrate all things Darby. Reserved for hot blondes that recently got a dream job. In 2020, this day coincides with Valentines Day, but VD is gay so real ones celly Darby Day.

Dude1: you man you taking that chick out for Valentines Day?
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!

by Bill Bixby250 February 14, 2020

Cuddle one day stand

It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th

Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle

by Jasyyyyy October 23, 2020

Throw younger people than you day

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.

Throw younger people than you day is on October 29

by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020

National throw Doom day

21th of October. When you can throw Doom around with no permission needed, even though he is 5'6"

National throw Doom day is the best day ever

by Goracio October 21, 2021

National Omar Day

For every single Omar out there. October 10 is National Omar Day.

Jules: Omar put ur pants back on

Omar: nah its national omar day pandejo

by mamalogan2 August 11, 2025