Reverse Angry Pirate

When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.

Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.

by cb757 March 3, 2024

Foxy the Pirate

Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum

*Me playing FNAF 1*
Foxy the Pirate: Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
Me: aaaaahhhHhhHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHH

by 🟣Purple Guy🟣 May 12, 2024

De Antillen pirate

The most pathetic type of players on the game of de antillen, so much so that they'll take your cargo just for the fun of it, even if they cannot transport it by themselves. They typically dress like bums with multiple pimples over their knob. This is quite an offensive thing to call someone, so much so it could be considered blasphemy.

That dude is so lame, he looks like an De Antillen pirate.

by dude927 March 10, 2026

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

Romanian Porch Pirate

A young man with a long scraggly beard who joyfully steals packages from upstanding citizens and dresses in traditional homeless Romanian attire.

Jeff: “Hey man, have you seen Colby lately? He’s wearing 3 jackets and a big ass bogan and it’s 96 degrees outside”

Todd: “Yeah I seen him, he’s a total Romanian Porch Pirate”

by Klansman1867 September 15, 2025

pulling a pirate software

The acting on stream of looking up the solution to a puzzle in a video game and then pretending you solved it yourself

Man, DSP totally was pulling a pirate software in that color puzzle in tormented souls 2 yesterday

by Gooncaveman November 2, 2025

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016