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Webslingin’ Christianity

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
Surely you’ve heard of Mattia Villardita, the founder of Webslingin’ Christianity?
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021
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christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....
by twisty p January 12, 2022
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Christian Emly

A sweet and honest guy who is an idiot at times. Sometimes not knowing what in the sam hell their doing. Might skip school every once and a while.
by Courtney Blade April 19, 2018
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Talking Christian

To state something as fact, that you just made up. Or to convince someone of something you don't actually believe yourself.
Does he actually believe that, or is he just talking Christian. Susan said she was going to pay me back, but it's obvious she was just Talking Christian.
by psuedologian January 20, 2021
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Christian

Christian is a kind caring and loving person who truly cares about there friends in many ways a guardian angel
Christian is my religion
by What is a Christian as a frien November 4, 2021
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christian chim chim

This is a nickname for Jimin from BTS. This is his nickname when his aura turns into sexy, handsome, hot, etc. HE EVEN SAID HE WANTED THIS NICKNAME
Who needs Christian Grey when you have Christian Chim Chim.
by bts.chill June 24, 2017
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