Brother 1: Let’s go to school
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
Get the Christian, Life, Academymug. A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
by SpinX22 June 1, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Christianmug. hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
by arrbby July 1, 2011
Get the Christian Twistmug. Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them
-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
by Donoav March 22, 2025
Get the no hate like Christian lovemug. by Ebcociduhdbdhrifovuxbsbehfjfi November 13, 2020
Get the Christian schenkelmug. Commonly used as an insult, to describe someone as small or puny with a midget like build. Also used to describe wet dog food in some cases.
"Your acting like a Christian Roche". John has short man syndrome so we call him a Christian Roche. "My dog loves some Christian Roche for dinner".
by Chris DW July 30, 2022
Get the Christian Rochemug. by lennisball March 3, 2023
Get the Christianmug.