golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

Asshole Freak

When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely

Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist

by Normal Guys November 20, 2019

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+

DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"

by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023

Asshole

When someone is being really mean and you want to offend them.

Oh so Billy was being so rude and disrespectful.
So that means she is an asshole then.

by Noobmaster2248 August 16, 2021

Cat's Asshole

The star chamber of any AR/M4 style weapon. Named so, as it is the hardest part of the gun to clean.

"If you take a look down the chamber, you will see the cat's asshole staring at you..."

by 50's Man April 24, 2023

Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 13, 2021

Asshole

Someone who is being a jerk for no reason.

"She is such an asshole

by Cassandra Bitch March 2, 2015