european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 10, 2016

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Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

by unncanny May 02, 2024

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DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN

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by DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TI January 08, 2024

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Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021

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Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.

With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.

by SeagullSpit May 22, 2022

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