It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

a comeback.

for e.g.

P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur

by zanethecamel April 13, 2011

i just got so emo i fell apart

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way

"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"

by epppppmf November 29, 2021

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

BLUE TEXT CHAIN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYAYA

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love

So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of

If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man

You can get your juices flowing with some only cans

Every glamorous can has a heart to fill

So i hope that you can handle 330mil

So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love

by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

squeeze so hard I squirt pink

I guess it implies that someone is whacking it with such intensity that blood gets into his semen.

My friend: Is that Emily Blunt? O man, she makes me squeeze so hard I squirt pink.

Me: That is fucking disgusting.

by Grossed the fuck out January 18, 2010