Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!
by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024

Sitting in their pickle (phrase)
When someone’s scared or nervous about a situation, so they quietly lay low, soaking in their own worry or helplessness like a pickle in juice, just watching it all go down ’cause they know they can’t do anything about it.
When someone’s scared or nervous about a situation, so they quietly lay low, soaking in their own worry or helplessness like a pickle in juice, just watching it all go down ’cause they know they can’t do anything about it.
“meanwhile revelation sitting in their pickle thinking he has his ducks in line 🤣”
“ive been sitting in my pickle all week”
“she sitting in her pickle now”
“ive been sitting in my pickle all week”
“she sitting in her pickle now”
by CALICOED April 19, 2025

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.
bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.
bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.
fred: ...
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.
bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.
fred: ...
by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018

it’s the best thing i’ve ever tried if you eat a chamoy pickle kit with a rose toy you will get super powers
Diego: “Hey is that a Tiktok chamoy pickle kit ! I love those!”
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..
Fern: yeah i have a rose toy too…
Diego: oh no..
by Taakooz December 8, 2023

by Spooky Duckz February 19, 2022

by titty pickles February 25, 2022

I didn't realize the toilet water was so high, my dick and balls dipped and I was stuck with a soggy pickle.
by kbulls708 June 18, 2022
