Padrony

One who will only smoke Padrone Cigars

Dude, your such a douchebag Padrony

by Padrony March 23, 2023

paddy cunt

Paddy cunt is the name of a person or friend who is named Ben and is a cunt

Jack thirkill “Ben is such a paddy cunt”
Will Boyle “I thought I was a paddy cunt”
Jack thirkill “ how can you be a paddy cunt when your names will”

by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023

Padio

1. To fuck up Expectedly
synonym: to mess up, to fuck up

1. He just padioed the game
2. John just padioed a million dollar deal

by Darhnitee June 3, 2023

Paddy

Paddy is a good friend, he will always love you even if you cross him, he's got a giant dick. (30cm to be exact) he'll let you play with it if you are nice. The typical Paddy has blonde hair and gets boners when you rub his back

Ryhlee: If I were gay I'd date Paddy he's a smash
Lilly: I date him also he's a smash

by your great great grandpa June 4, 2023

Paddock

Paddock; A room in one's home or at a swingers club that contains toys to ride to obtain sexual gratification such as a Sybian, pommel horse with penis, inflatable bouncing ball with penis, tables with dildos, etc.

While at the new swinger's club, my wife and I entered a room called the Paddock. We found several Sybians and cock balls occupied by women all in various stages of orgasm. There were also two pommel horses with cocks.

by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023

padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023

Padiddle

Game where one notices that one headlight is out no matter in car or even in a house, cars on tv are fair game for torturing your opponents

Car on tv shows up with no headlight and you yell “padiddle”
And faith loses yet again

by Ghostmaker July 22, 2023