Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

Asshole Poopy Content Farm

When someone makes a video that is bad

some stupid idiot made an Asshole Poopy Content Farm

by StanleyStudios March 7, 2024

bushy asshole

An asshole in the form of a motherfucking bush, meaning inside of it is full of the blackest wool.

"David has a bushy asshole."

by denorx April 27, 2017

Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

Asshole

A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.

Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.

by xenix September 8, 2016

Asshole

Someone who ignores your existence in public but is nice enough to keep you interested in them. while also confusing you as to if you like them as a romantic interest, a friend or an arch enemy.

David walked up to me and didn't say anything. That asshole just texted me.

by the OG fuckface December 11, 2016

asshole

butt hole. some people use it as a nickname.

hey asshole

by ur local dumhead February 23, 2021