D-Wand

D-Wand

A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.

"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."

by Ligua Frank-a June 5, 2014

D-quad

A covert way of calling someone a dick wad

Hey guys, our boss wants to join our call of duty match. I made him a new username: D-quad!

by Classnotcrass September 15, 2022

Faux-d

Noun: A large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.

Hey man... we cant play Edward Forty hands with these... they are FAUX-D's... 32's of Miller High life don't count!

by Brizzle sprinkles December 9, 2009

Kenneth D

Has A nice dick and is usually a undercover freak

Kenneth D is a total freak in the bed.

by Kenneth D December 13, 2018

Benny-D

Benydril

what are you doing after work?
Gonna go home and pop some benny-ds.

by Mothman.Is.Cool September 27, 2022

Dangle D

A shortened definition of dangle deep nuts in your mouth

Oi mate have heard of the new kid called dangle d

by HazaEllis1 March 27, 2022

spag on the d

Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.

Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D’
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’

by TyphoonShark44 January 22, 2019