National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

the day

today is the day and the day is up to me on when it is the day

big man: todays the day

short beta: for what???

big man: its the day im right

short beta: yes ofc day is any day!!!

big man: CORRECT!

by Glueman May 15, 2022

day!

day is a lil bitchass nigga that can suck my dick

shut up you fuckin day! i hate you and your black ass monkey race

by TheRealBeretta January 4, 2024

national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy

rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th

by impowster April 19, 2021

MDMA Day

MDMA Day (Molly Day, Ecstasy Day, Rolling Day) is on March 4th, celebrating the use of MDMA. The full name of MDMA is 3,4-Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine. Using the 3 and 4 helped create the official day. Created by Denkai

Person 1: Yo are you celebrating MDMA Day?
Person 2: I love you bro
Person 1: Haha give me your other pill

by Flaredx April 18, 2023

International Threesome Day

International threesome day is celebrated on the 21st of January every year. This is when three individuals get together and have sexual intercourse.

I can't wait for international threesome day.

by Memes.n more January 19, 2022

National Freak Day

June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅

(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."

by too much aura June 21, 2024