National leave the basement day

On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.

You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

national katie sluis day

A day once a year to celebrate the greatness that is the goddess Katie Sluis

Since it’s national katie sluis day, we need to worship her.

by katiesluis February 29, 2024

Ask your crush out day

March 1st

GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT!

ASK HIM/HER OUT GO ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY
Girl: hey guy will you go out with me?
Guy: yes I will girl!

by Alexshellybdndns March 1, 2024

National hate mexican day

National hate mexican day!
March 1

Ella ; Hi beaner!

Journey : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME U FUCKING BITCH

Ella : It's national hate mexican day

Journey : Ohh okay

by jjjuuujjuuuu March 1, 2024

Duke Day

on february 26th the legendary and fine ass Duke Dennis was born and due to his continued brilliance we have decided to name february 26th duke day

me: yo how are you gonna celebrate duke day?
friend: i’m just gonna put sum on the grill nothing to crazy.

by yxngchizzy March 1, 2024

Duke Day

On Feb 26 the one the greatest man who lived throughout centuries Mr. DeeBlock Duke Dennis our glorious king well renowned glorious birthday.

Yo, It's Feb 26. It's Duke Day!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what that means finna throw sum on the grill and not go to work

by Duke Dennis The 100th March 2, 2024

Teer Day

A slang term used to describe an individual with an exceptionally attractive posterior, particularly someone who dominates the pitcher’s mound in baseball. This term is a playful fusion of “Teer” (meaning arrow, symbolizing precision) and “day” (indicating a period of time or occurrence). A “Teer Day” is not just about a great looking derriére, but also signifies the prowess of the person in showcasing their skills on the baseball field, especially when taking charge of the pitcher’s mound. It’s the perfect blend of charm and athletic prowess, making them stand out both on and off the field.

“Man, Jackson pulled off a Teer Day performance during the Sunday morning game. Not only did he throw some insane pitches, but when he turned to adjust his cap, the whole crowd got a glimpse of that Teer Day action. It’s like he’s got a secret weapon both in his pitches and his backside, making him the talk of the town on and off the diamond!”

by NOTTU_STAFF March 2, 2024