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Murder Your Mean Partner Day

Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
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Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend
by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021
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National boyfriend day

September 22 national boyfriend day

The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
Girl: it’s national boyfriend day!
Guy: yea be lucky I stayed with yo ugly ass this long
by 🍑❌😢 September 21, 2021
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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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Dick day

The day were you can dick down your favorite friend or parents/cousins
Dick day

hey mom today’s dick day
by Papervut June 1, 2021
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Do what Owen says day

On tuesday april 18 Izzy must do whatever Owen says
Do what Owen says day means you must do whatever Owen says
by Owen987 April 16, 2023
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National Jailah Day

Every February 15th marks National Jailah Day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.
Today is feb 15 so that means it national jailah day
by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023
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