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Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.
Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”
by Sussysausage January 7, 2024
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Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.
Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020
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FuCkEd

For ur clothes killer to eat dick

A commonly used word made for gay/lesbanen people. This word defines the adventure that the human has been through, tho can be used as an insult, it can still kill a man when used with precaution. As Taylor Swift once may have said, "EAT SHIT AND BE FUCKED".
Homosapien 1 - Eating shit again?
Homosapien 2 - No, someone ate my clothes again.
Homosapien 1 - Ready to be FuCkEd?
Homosapien 2 - You know it, wanna do it with me?
by くそ August 31, 2020
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fuck inventory

The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.
1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.
by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021
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Fuck chad in the ass

When a man has no patience to ask another guy if he wants to have intercourse with eachother so the first guy says out loud: mmm I wanna fuck chad in the ass.
Guy 1: I Wanna Fuck Chad in The ass so much!
Guy 2: Ayoo, wtf!?
by JAckisNotJoSEf May 6, 2024
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National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck
"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021
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Fuck-Duck

A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011
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