Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”
by Sussysausage January 7, 2024
Get the Stupid deaf fuckmug. Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.
by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020
Get the Fuck Bestiemug. For ur clothes killer to eat dick
A commonly used word made for gay/lesbanen people. This word defines the adventure that the human has been through, tho can be used as an insult, it can still kill a man when used with precaution. As Taylor Swift once may have said, "EAT SHIT AND BE FUCKED".
A commonly used word made for gay/lesbanen people. This word defines the adventure that the human has been through, tho can be used as an insult, it can still kill a man when used with precaution. As Taylor Swift once may have said, "EAT SHIT AND BE FUCKED".
Homosapien 1 - Eating shit again?
Homosapien 2 - No, someone ate my clothes again.
Homosapien 1 - Ready to be FuCkEd?
Homosapien 2 - You know it, wanna do it with me?
Homosapien 2 - No, someone ate my clothes again.
Homosapien 1 - Ready to be FuCkEd?
Homosapien 2 - You know it, wanna do it with me?
by くそ August 31, 2020
Get the FuCkEdmug. 1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.
by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021
Get the fuck inventorymug. When a man has no patience to ask another guy if he wants to have intercourse with eachother so the first guy says out loud: mmm I wanna fuck chad in the ass.
by JAckisNotJoSEf May 6, 2024
Get the Fuck chad in the assmug. "OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"
"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"
by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021
Get the National Fuck your best friend daymug. A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.
My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
by HOFFmanME! November 30, 2011
Get the Fuck-Duckmug.