It’s is Nov 16 and my name is Thomas and I copped a gobby
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
On Thomas day Every Thomas will receive free head whether it’s soft or hard
by JimJob69 November 15, 2020

March 5
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
by reverse35k July 30, 2022

Man 1: Yo have you gooned to twin yet?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
Man 2: Yeah dude, I gooned to you today.
Man 3: Same bro you got some ass bro.
Man 4: Wait.. it’s goon to a twin day?
by TwistXL August 29, 2025

The best possible day you could ever have, because you're in the greatest aviation unit in the world
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