oil up i'll be there in 5

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me

In a Youtube Texting Short:

"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"

by marcothemonkey68421 November 13, 2024

One up

When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.

Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up

Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.

by Mushboom August 11, 2021

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

Zipped Up

Being well organized or in sync.

“Did you see the show last night?”
“Yeah it was really zipped up!”

by Poopboyslim February 25, 2022

Run up the bag

Significantly grow your financial position. Similar to “let’s get this bread”

“Hey want to go into business together?”
“Hell yeah, let’s run up the bag”

by Eldris November 13, 2023

Fritten it up

Can be used in any situation

Joe: I’m really fritten it up
Diane: stfu this is why your father left

by Smiling face with heart shappe March 27, 2022

Fukt Up

Fucked up, messed up real bad, ya daarn darn doodly done darn did something rooty tooty damn hard footy macrooty. Something B A D.

Person 1: Oh god I darn Fukt Up

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021