No yapping day

Every valentine's day people aren't allowed to yap

Today's no yapping day, please shut the fuck up

by The anti yapper February 14, 2024

Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.

Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~

by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024

Malentines Day

The day when men can be men without regard for others. Sensitive emotions and feeling are ignored and violence is favored. Usually celebrated in pairs or small packs, typical activities include watching action movies, drinking, and video games.

Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?

by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024

Valiumtine’s Day

When you and your significant other don’t care about Valentine’s Day, so instead, you take Valium and eat Crab legs.

Hey babe. Tonight we celebrate Valiumtine’s Day. I’ve got these crab legs and Valium.

by Mperry1225 February 14, 2024

national punch graham day

february 14th.

oh my god its february 14!!

time to punch graham, its national punch graham day!

by shejdhsjd February 14, 2024

Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

National History Day

for some reason, history teachers love forcing their students to participate in a random wacky holiday and spend like half the year on their projects

"The creation of my National History Day project came to me in a dream. Better classified as a nightmare, really. After I woke up, I knew I had to do a website. The other project mediums seemed more haunting and daunting. The only thing that made sense to me, the only rational decision after such a nightmare, was to build a website on the most difficult project maker. After all, if I could build a website on that, it would truly prove myself a proper historian. Using the website builder, I clawed and begged and howled to the computer screen for weeks, until coherent words formed, and this project was born."

by nymphadora1404 February 16, 2024