Thomas Longhurst

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021

Thomas Foolery

A gentleman named Thomas Foolery. He has mutton chops and 4 kids with a beautiful wife. He is known for his mischievous ways.

When Thomas Foolery is goofing around, his friends say "Stop with that, Tom Foolery."

by Mooscula February 10, 2022

Thomas

First of all thomas the train. Seccond of all he got no bitches. Third of all why rasist? Fourth of all why he a wall? Fifth of all whats with the sixhead. Sixth of all what is with your style. Seventh of all so white. Eight of all why does he talk. Ninth of all why so dumb. Tenth of all why dont you become smarter.

Why are you still friends with that Thomas he is litteraly a train.

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022

Thomas

a kid that plays league of legends and begs for fortnite accounts so that he can have every single skin in the game

1 "hay is that thomas" "i think it is he's always playing fortnite and league of legend" "i know right this guy should really find a life or maybe a girlfriend"
2 "hay thomas let's go out for a drink" "can't bro i'm playing league of legends

by crimsonland December 3, 2018

Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020

Rufus Thomas

"Rufus Thomas" is a phrase that is often used in disbelief with a highly desirable male, typically one with high charisma and stature, enters a room or other location with people. This phrase is typically associated with people in the cryptomining industry. The phrase is most frequently used by people involved in the industry as a sign of respect or desire relating to the male.

Rufus Thomas... I bet he has a lot of Bitcoins!

by Malefus April 2, 2025

thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently

some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023