The fat man flys at midnight

Episode from impractical jokers where Brian Michael “Q” says to someone in the store 'the fat man flys at midnight'

You seen that episode where Q says the fat man flys at midnight?

by Chicken wing girl May 16, 2022

Flying Nun High Five

The act of two males(possibly females) running towards eachother. Upon meeting, they jump in the air, feet first, with their legs spread. Idealy their legs straddle eachothers bodies making it possible for their lower genitalias to collide. As seen on Jackass 3.5 the movie with Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn.

Those guys just did the Flying Nun High Five and totally smashed their balls together.

by DJ Pleasures December 31, 2011

Go fly a plane into a mountain

Go fly a plane into a mountain simply means kys as if you were to fly a plane into a mountain it would kill you

Go fly a plane into a mountain is used in a similar way as go play in traffic , go jump off a bridge, go drink bleach stick a fork in the electric socket, or new as of the year 2018 eat some Tide Pods sorry kids Tide Pods don't taste like candy they will just simply kill you

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

Flying Butt Hole Choke

swinging your ass at a high enough velocity that your asshole will rap around an opponents head, and the anus will continue to choke the victim around the neck, until they die or attacker lets go.

Thomas was on the merry go round, when he lost his grip and Flying Butt Hole Chokes Sandy, killing her instantly..

by Im_The_Gravy June 14, 2018

Flying bike simulator 2021

Mike: Hey look its a flying bike
Jack: OH GOD THERES MISSILES WATCH OUT

Jack and mike:
FRICKIN DIES

If you see a flying bike hide immediately. Hide to the nearest hiding spot you can find. Stay in your homes. Do not walk outside, If you do, try to stay indoors much more than you do go outside.

Flying bike simulator 2021

by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke November 1, 2021

Flying off a cold shot

An insult to someone's intelligence or ability, or describing an individual who is struggling to keep up with the rest of the pack
. A 'cold shot' refers to a steam-catapult launch from an aircraft carrier when the steam pressure is too low for the launch weight of the aircraft; on reaching the end of the deck, the aircraft is going too slowly for safe flight and may drop dramatically, or even (in extreme cases) ditch. If ditching is avoided, there follows an agonisingly slow climb away with the handle jammed forward and all the gauges pegged in a desperate attempt to gain height and speed.

"So what's the new guy like, any good ?"
"Man, he's flying off a cold shot."

"How's the training going ?"
"I feel like I'm flying off a cold shot"

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007