Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.

I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.

by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018

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texas head

Everything is bigger in texas. Including head.

Yooo dude! I just got some Texas head from that new chick! Her mouth is like a cavern! It's massive!

by Oyoydjdnvsmegj December 27, 2016

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Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

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Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.

Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"

by AsapStav January 29, 2017

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The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

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