February

A month with terrible weather, a month depressing for singles and awkward for couples, and a month were heavy sales of chocolate and roses and a high rate of "unhappiness" takes place here, plus not many people really care about groundhogs day.

but atleast some people born here are pretty charming and enjoyable here.
Person one ( Male ): You know it's close to February, should we atleast do something together?

Person two ( Female ): Hmmm, I don't know, usually February has pretty terrible weather so we probably won't be able to go to an outside place without getting very cold, and I heard lots of people hate this month because of high rates of
unhappiness And such more reasons, but maybe we'll see about that a little later.

Person one ( Male ): Okay, I guess so.
by just some random american August 24, 2021
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Finger Free February - Since Boys Challenge Themselves With No Nut November How About Girls Challenge Themselves With Finger Free February
by ..anonymous.... November 24, 2019
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Fucking February is the Month were you have the oppurtunity to fuck exactly who you want, and thats because you can’t say no so if somrene asks you, you have to say yes.
Hey There wanna fuck?

No???

You can’t say no it’s fucking February

Well yes then.

“Boys eyes start shining”
by Giindo December 21, 2019
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This is the month where all the most annoying and weirdest people are born and they are probably female
Oh look, she’s the girl that was born in February
by chloe_hitchings May 03, 2022
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So it’s february so that means fapless february so it’s like no nut november but in february
friend - “look how hot she is!”

me- “have you heard it’s february!”
friend- “what u mean?”

me- “fapless february!!!”
by joemamma69420 November 18, 2019
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february is kiss anyone month. kiss whoever u want. it can be a random person, ur ex, ur crush, ur special someone. u have this whole month to have ur first kiss with that special someone. good luck!
person: "hey did u hear february is kiss anyone month?" other person: "no.. we should kiss" *kisses*
by kidoncrack42069 January 30, 2020
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Fuck your girl February

If u have a girl FUCKING FUCK HER ALREADY
Dude it’s fuck your girl February

I KNOW LAYLA SAID THAT SHE WANTS TO PARTICIPATE 🤤🤤🤤
by Horny..bitch November 23, 2019
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