Dad's Law

Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .

Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.

Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬

by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

Imani’s dad

Person you who doesn’t pay the bills
Thinks he is grammatically correct (even when he isn’t)
Has a bad hairline

Eww is that Imani’s dad

by Cleaningclown July 16, 2022

Dad

Who?

Jim: Can you come over
Stacy: I need to ask my dad
Jim: What's that?

by Blurple123 April 17, 2023

kathmandu dad

A person who wears adventure gear to every occasion.
Usually has all the gear and no idea.

Your Dad is such a Kathmandu Dad, does he even Hike!

by Adventcalendar69er January 17, 2024

Dad-gazing

When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.

I didn't have enough time to make my appointment because my father was busy dad-gazing.

by Assthrasher2000 May 4, 2018