Ethan xux

Sexy among us beast

Ethan xux is a sexy beast really sexy

by Ethan xux June 20, 2024

Ethan

The greatest baseball player in his school is a really cool person to hang out with all his friends love him and he is a hot looking guy also the straightest guy you will come across everyone loves Ethan

Ethan is that baseball player that has offers from every college in the country

by nysterp February 15, 2022

Ethan

The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed

person 1: "Dam Ethan is so fucking hot"
person 2:"i know"

by Skeleq July 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Ethan Ryan

Married to Erica han, Ethan Ryan has ammased a network of over 2,000,000 at the age of 17, what can this man not do?

Look at that hottie ethan ryan I heard he can bench 300, has a 1600 sat, 50 wives, and is a successful artist under the name kpop smoke

by K-POP Smoke August 9, 2024

Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy

Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis

by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019