War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022

fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.

Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!

by richravens900 June 19, 2022

Kiss your boo day

OCTOBER 17) The day when you and the rat gang decide to make a move on your finest girl/rat. Ya know? Just do it. Ya know you want too.

Hey did you know it’s kiss your boo day? Go make a move on your rat.

by Houstonkid October 16, 2019

national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!

person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!

by bananaman98 April 18, 2019

Werewolf Appreciation Day

Werewolf Appreciation Day (aka Werewolf day) is a day where we appreciate werewolves. Werewolf Appreciation Day happens every Friday the 13th.

“Hey bro, did you know that it’s Werewolf Appreciation Day today?”

by Ray_The_Gay November 23, 2021

Teto Day

A day for the amazing celebrity and beatboxer Teto Baloona, Celebrate it with any photo of teto.

Hey, did you hear about teto day? “no..whats that” fuck u

by babagrilbbg June 9, 2022

30 Day Policy

You give a girl 30 Days if she doesn’t interest you, sucks or fucks you block her

Boy:Your 30 day policy is almost up

Girl:Oh?

by 30 Day Policy January 11, 2023