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Max is a self obsessed hoe that has no hart or dick
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If you've never met Max, you're a lucky person. Since the day i've got to know Max, i've lost my smile. Because i'm afraid of him. He loves Kinderriegel, and he would do everything to get one. EVERYTHING!
... last week he kicked a little boy of his bike, stole his Kinderriegel, and left him crying on the floor. I thinks it's an addiction. Beware of Max while eating Kinderriegel. You're in danger.
"Run, Max is comming!"
"Hide your Kinderriegels Max is here."
by Dj_Maximum_Volume May 10, 2022
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