The internet

An amazing tool that seems great at first, but just ends up making your life worse and worse and worse as time goes on

Person 1: Why are you so grumpy today?
Person 2: Some guy on the internet said that the earth is flat, the moon landing never happened and that birds aren't real

by Heiloloheimir March 24, 2022

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

Internet syndrom

When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected

Hey dude, what's wrong?

I have internet syndrome

by Monty.... November 16, 2021

rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023

Internet Landmark

Something that's an important part of the Internet's history; Usually due to being either extremely well-known or being the the first occurrence of something.

"Me at the zoo" is an internet landmark.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

The Fello Internet Boy

He's just a Roblox YouTuber.

LMAO I AM TFIB (THE FELLO INTERNET BOY)

by The Fello Internet Boy March 7, 2023

internet hickey

When someone posts something within social media to 'mark' their partner/territory, either directly or in response to a reference to or by said partner.

1. Jane (checking in via Facebook): Having a wonderful dinner with my man, Dick.

Jane is giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

2. In a thread:

Tom: We should go to the strip club tonight!

Dick: Absolutely...I'm in!

Jane: Dick, why would you want to do that with me at home?

Jane is also giving Dick an Internet Hickey through this action

Jane is all about Internet Hickeys...

by Nykkolai February 23, 2017