Girlfriend Metal

anything metal that Caleb Hafner likes is considered girlfriend metal.
Caleb: oh i like painkiller lol haha im gay
Reasonable person: lol painkiller is fucking girlfriend metal xD
by victorekberg October 1, 2017
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Proper Metal

“Proper Metal” is:

A category of Heavy Metal music for bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods such as Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, and Accept.

The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.

Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.

The Proper Metal look comprises the following:

Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Long hair (where possible)
Flying V guitars

Very large drum kits

Proper Metallers NEVER:
Mime on stage
Pretend to play
Use backing tracks
*Play stadiums

*unless invited by The Metal Gods
by Onesmartfella March 24, 2024
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Metal Gear

A game that has a very funny meme from it, as shown below.
SSSNAAAKEE!!! -Metal Gear
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Metal

I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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Metal Gear Rising

A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.

The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.

Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:

"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets
Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"

Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."
by IF Prototype LQ-84i April 2, 2024
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metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
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metallic terror

the government putting metallic minerals in the atmosphere to create an alternative reality used to distract.
The metallic terror overtook the Hollywood actress until she had to call a prayer line.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018
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