Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip

I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.

by The Biggest Doug December 29, 2024

well-turned leg

A graceful, luscious calf atop a delicate ankle

Jordan has such well-turned legs. He must do Leg Day regularly.

by alpacattack January 21, 2021

shaft leg

When your dick droops down as long as your leg

Girl: ohh shit he has a shaft leg

by Newkitty February 21, 2016

portugeese leg licker

Something to randomly shout oud during a class of some sort.

"portugeese leg licker!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Chinavide February 15, 2018

Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025

Squiddy legs

A Manchester slang word for an underpaid cleaner

"She probably works squiddy legs" "He's got the squiddy legs"

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_kid August 29, 2023

Mr Jumpy Legs

The coolest and dopest and bestest froggy in the world

Mr Jumpy Legs is cool is heck

by Nordic Skibobert Quenchy July 16, 2022