Having a Stroke

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
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if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
by KonHon May 07, 2023
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Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).
by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021
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have some pancakes

Good job! Well done! Take a load off and enjoy a steaming stack of griddly goodness--you've earned it.
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I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad
Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one
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I have daughters

You are not doing anything for your daughters by doing this.
Breeder "I have daughters."

Hym "Whatever it is you think your daughters are going to gain from this is not going to come to fruition. You are not doing it for your daughters and SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER... WILL and HAS already been harmed as a DIRECT RESULT of what YOU are trying to do to ME. You need to use your faculties of reason... To override that filthy monkey brain of yours... And understand that RATHER THAN engaging with what I have been you choose to bark mouth sounds at me to make some banal point about life THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE because YOU THOUGHT THE THREAT WAS NOT REAL... And ONCE YOU DO... Once you accept that information as the truth... You will see that you are making everything worse for everyone and that you need to give me the credit I deserve and leave me alone to live a life commensurate with my contribution to society in peace. It is better than every alternative your little non-AI creating brain can imagine and it is better for everyone. And now that the bodies have begun pile up there is no denying that. It would have been better for every if you had done it 7 years ago or even 2. All of that barking... WILL NEVER make up for the fact that the words 'I guess we were wrong' were the only way to avoid death that has and is going to ensue. The second the AI came online. The second you found out for certain that what I was claiming was true. That was the only move for you to make and instead your response was queen X+1."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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