lax god

a lax god is simply the highest lax being in the lacrosse world , there tilt is unbeliveable

dylan is a lax god

by lizrodzo November 2, 2015

Selling God

The act of having anal sex with an abstinent person while a priest pays to watch.

I was Selling God when the priest just walked out of the room crying

by Repo369 July 28, 2011

gas of the gods

A hot girl's fart

Hot Girl: *farts
Guy: *breathes in deep, "Gas of the gods"

by JFPyeahuknowme September 23, 2017

Oh God

1. Used in any circumstance when asked or told something dumb

2. When you have no idea what to say “Oh God ” is the first thing you say

Sabrina got burned because she put her hand in a 400 Degree heated oven.

Alyssa replied with, “Oh God”.

by SabbyV March 21, 2020

God Chad

A nickname for “Andrew Zhan”

Andrew Zhan is equivalent to God Chad

by Hockeywomen19 August 31, 2021

god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.

1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.

by Roose Pies December 31, 2008

Cow God

Emily
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY

hey do you believe in the cow god
yes! emily the cow god

by B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E May 11, 2019