A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

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World Strap-on Day

Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.

Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"

by ModernCreek April 4, 2024

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Make fun at Project Sekai fans day

On 17th of July. Is the day that you can make fun at project sekai fans and the game it self

Person a: It's make fun at Project Sekai fans day!
Person b: oh boy yippe!

by V1_XYZ April 4, 2024

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young stains day

young stains's day is a national holiday that was created to celebrate Eastbourne resident: Alfie Nicholas's birthday!

celebrated in Eastbourne, united kingdom young stains day is a celebration of fun and happiness.
there is a parade every April 4th for every young stains day which starts in Hampden park and ends at the beacon (the centre of Eastbourne technology and innovation.)

"hey bro its young Stains's birthday today"
"yeah I know bro the mandem cant argue on young stains birthday"

young stains day: a celebration of alfie nicholas's birthday.

by Mysticoflokiisafaggotclan April 4, 2024

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