Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.

"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."

by soupman91 July 8, 2012

dildo train

A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.

Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!

by Dildo Train February 2, 2018

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.

That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.

by Dirty Chaos September 19, 2017

sur host a training pls day

During this day, you must host a training upon request.

"sur host a training pls day" just say it in a discord and they must host a traning

by God If He Was Straight December 11, 2021

train-cocker

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic

Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.

by Gurt_Train December 1, 2017

TRAIN

2+ men having sexual intercourse with a women

Let’s go run a train

by Googol May 19, 2025

quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.

Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.

by dopexile August 25, 2019