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Navy Train

A time honored Tradition from time immemorial where bored, sexually frustrated seamen engage in sex en Mase. Traditionally the lowest rank or youngest seaman is the “engine” at the front of the train and the More senior seamen get to be the “caboose” Or last in line.

While less popular today then in the past, Seamen still engage in this activity on long voyages, especially in colder seas.
My Uncle reminisced fondly of his day in the navy, in the 60s navy trains were an almost nightly affair.
by JaxxTheHaxx October 23, 2020
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The freight train

The freight train is when your having sex in a car, you put the girls head in the window but not to the point where it chokes her, ass in seat, then you put a cigarette with duct tape around her mouth, then every time the male thrusts, smoke comes out of her nose like a freight train
Harrison "dude did you have sex with that girl last night?"

Joe "yeah we did the freight train man"
by Voteless BTW June 18, 2025
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a-train status

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"
"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022
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Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.
Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.
by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021
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Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female
Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.
by OldR3dHat April 4, 2022
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train

If you are a train, you are automatically a banana. You are a capitalist. You will die. Immediately. Or maybe not. Point is, being a train is the worst insult ever.
Person 1: Isn’t Trump just the greatest? He’s made our economy amazing?
Person 2: You are such a fucking train, Jerry.

Person 1: What you liberal SJW snowflake spy?
by BUTTERGANG ™️ October 29, 2019
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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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