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Salad Bar

A sex move/orgy that involves two guys on each end of a line of girls that are tossing each other's salads. Essentially an extended Eiffel Tower.
Dude 1: Hey man I know some girls that are up for getting freaky tonight.

Dude 2: How many can you get? We could totally salad bar them.
by furfauxsake October 28, 2015
mugGet the Salad Barmug.

Retro bar

The place to go if you're looking to hook up with a gay/lesbian/bi young person in St.Helens. Especially on a wednesday night.
Gay man: I need me some bumfun, lets go retro bar.
by Sarah Abbott November 22, 2007
mugGet the Retro barmug.

Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
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downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.
by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020
mugGet the downriver klondike barmug.

buffy bar

Word used to describe a country majority white bar.
I went out with jennifer last night, and she took me to a buffy bar.
by Elithegr8 October 9, 2017
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Yippy Bar

Probably some really fake shit invented by some random Costo Ricon kid who goes to a white school in the middle of the east coast of the USA that he probably promised to give to some jewish kid who goes to his school who thinks the Costo Ricon kid has an Oedipal Complex and probably no colones.
Nico, you promised to give me a yippy bar three f**kin' weeks ago!
by It's Gilgamesh, not Gilgy. January 7, 2023
mugGet the Yippy Barmug.
To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017
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